But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
My feet surprised me
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