Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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