Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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