Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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