You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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