this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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