He disabled his match.com account in front of me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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