Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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