the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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