I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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