I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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