i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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