he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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