did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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