Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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