new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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