thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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