these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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