This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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