Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i think im in europe. pls send help
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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