As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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