Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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