Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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