My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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