He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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