you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just pee around me
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
