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Please, let me fuck your mom
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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