Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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