she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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