she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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