I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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