Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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