you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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