I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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