i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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