I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
she looked like the before picture.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
