do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i dont even know how to be here
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Randomize
