i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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