i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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