Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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