What did we do last night that was yellow?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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