so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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