party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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