Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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