This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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