is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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