Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wannas sexs uuuuu
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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