I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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