You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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