If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
