stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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