do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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